Please help We Hold These Truths extend our message to a wider audience. Just head over to Facebook and give us a boost. If this won’t work for you we have a Plan B…
It wasn’t too long ago that we thought that Facebook was the tool used by police artists to help draw sketches of crime perpetrators.
Then, we had an epiphany when when one of our younger friends suggested that we needed some virtual friends for We Hold These Truths on Facebook that would like us. “Oh, No!” we protested, “We only like real friends of the human kind.” And so, the education process began to drag us into the brave new world of the twenty first century. Kyle Horton set up a Facebook page for We Hold These Truths. Since then, Lorrie and Paul have been helping us (we’re clueless in cyber-land) on Facebook with some very interesting posts along with posts from our website, whtt.org. If you’re a Facebook fan, we need your help to spread our message even farther and wider. Just click on the “Like us on facebook” icon and you will be sent to our Facebook page.
And Now…Facelift
If you’re not a Facebook fan, then maybe you’ll be interested in our soon to be released, social media alternative, dubbed Facelift. With Facelift you get to choose how young you want to look…ten, twenty or thirty years younger. In fact, you will have to lie about your age when you sign up. You can rest assured that your identity will be kept in secret by the CIA, FBI, or NSA (it’s your choice). However, it will be a requirement that you lie about everything except your identity. For your protection from Martians and for the safety of your government, you must not tell the truth about what our war wagers in Washington are up to. Tell the truth and you will be added to the Terrorist Watch List. Telling the truth three or more times will earn you an all expenses paid trip to Guantanamo to experience some new and improved “enhanced interrogation techniques” for some cerebral, cognitive conditioning and calibrated character correction.
Either way, we hope you “like us.”